ABSOLUT CREATIVE EDGE

THE FOLLOWING IS AN ACTUAL PHONE CONVERSATION THAT TOOK PLACE THIS MORNING:  

• Who's up for drinking Vodka and watching artists playing drawing games with each other? 
• What?

• Why not? 

• Your busy?

•  Really? 

• Your on the dole.

• So? 

• So you stay In all day and make shit and drink by night this Is perfect for you. 

• Your broke? 

• But you collected your dole today, its collect your dole day. 

• You only have half left? Already? 

• Oh you borrowed someone else's dole n owe them some second hand dole. 

• So you coming to this?, Its pretty cool, your all about pretty and cool right? 

• WHAT? You can't make it? 

• You have to wash your hair......seriously....you actually used that excuse with a sincere voice of reason. 

• It's on for like 10 nights...I'm sure you could make a few If not one at least? 

• You have a lot of hair! 

• Whats It all about? 

• 3 artists on the night make exquisite corpses on big Toblerone bars In front of   people having a laugh and enjoying delish drinks. 

• Yeah Exquisite Corpse. Remember we played It In school, you fold a sheet of paper in 3 and someone draws the head, someone else then draws the torso n legs and you open it all out to reveal how mad looking it is and how your mate is clearly better at art than you....remember? 

• Is there free Toblerones? 

• No! Why? 

• No the wooden structures the artists are drawing on kinda look like Toblerones. 

• What the fuck I said there are no Toblerones. 

• So now your definitely NOT going? 

• Really? 

• What's the name of the event? 

• Absolut Creative Edge. 

• Yeah as In the Vodka. 

• See ya there so? 

• Yeah It's on tonight, tomorrow nigh......hello...hello....???

• BeepBeepBeepBeepBeepBeep........

For anyone else interested In coming along to see myself and a whole bunch of sound sexy legend artists make some fun artwork live on the spot whilst holding a cold vodka click HERE for more info.  

If you would like a visual aid to help convince your wayward mind of what a good night is all about click on this HERE LINK!